Thursday, April 23, 2009

So I was watching TV, and …

I somehow got hooked on watching Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
For the few, the proud, the kept in a closet way to long because they still don’t understand why ‘I’ll be back’ is silly … this show is based on the Terminator movies.
You know, robots take over the world after AI is perfected and then they decide that humans are bad and try to kill us all … not being bale to they send the Governor of California back in time to kill the mother of the leader of the resistance … yea weak but it works and still makes money!
So, this is her life story, or was I should say because it just got canceled (Darn you Fox!)
Lets see if I can get back to some semblance of a point here …
I got an I-Phone!
I know, not what you were thinking but it does apply!
I love my phone!
I was going to get a second computer for La Wife and I but then I got a wonderful gift from some guy I think … yea it was a guy … why did he give it to me … was it stolen … why didn’t I go back to his place for that lollypop either now that I think about it …
O’ yea, back to the point …
I don’t think I can live without it now.
It doesn’t rule my life, but, it isn’t to far off I fear!
It does everything, no really people, almost literally everything.
So, what is the next step?
How far away from good old HAL 9000 are we at this point?
At what point are we going to let the computers take over, O come on, you know it isn’t to far off into the future.
We relay on computer so much now.
Try and go a week without touching one and tell me how long that lasts.
Work = Mandatory
Military = Mandatory
Personal life = … yea I will go with Mandatory!
Does the government have a back up plan for if the power goes out?
Does anyone know how to do just about anything anymore without Google or a print out?
I have said it before but America doesn’t produce anything.
We are consumers.
What does that mean when the power fails and we have to survive?
More then likely the rest of the world will be in the same boat … not that we will know because we can’t call them!
So, we don’t produce enough food to carry us over for very long.
Then again, how are we going to go about paying for things because none of us have cash anymore and the banks will not be working.
What about medications?
Without computers and machine companies how are we going to make them?
Wait a second … this might work out … this could be the answer to world overpopulation …
First off, everyone in the hospital and nursing homes will pass away …
Second, all of the rich snobs who don’t know how to work for a living will die off …
Thirdly, all of the politicians will be eaten because we will need food and lets face it we as American’s love our meat … they are a little fat most of them but we can use there fat as wax and blubber to keep us warm at night.
Then only the strong will survive!
They will not be able to drive answer mind you because the pumps don’t work, but they will survive!
Lets see who will make it …
Farmers and back woods hillbillies!
Yeppers, you know what will happen 5 years after the rednecks and hillbillies take over is don’t you?
That’s when the Intergalactic Federation of Planets will come down and see how our development is coming … and make us down as a ‘Do not bother coming back’ planet …
Not that any of this matters because in 2012 it’s all over anyway … Then I will get to meet God and ask all the important questions …
What ever happened to Hoffa’s body?
What really happened to Hitler?
Why did we all care about JR enough to ask who shot him, wasn’t it enough that someone did already?
If Larry, Darryl and Darryl were all figments of Newheart’s dream, what did they represent?
How is it that a man can only draw with a puppet on his hand?
Where did B.A. keep all the spare body parts for his van?
If the little builder people know that the Fraggle’s are going to eat what they are building … why not move?
Speaking of Fraggle’s, if Popeye couldn’t make kids eat Spinach, what makes you think a piece of cloth with a hand in it’s bum can make kids eat radishes?
Did the Pigs in Space every figure out why they were there?
On that subject … Why did everyone keep lying to, and giving Fozzie a chance at a comedy career?
These are just a few of the things running through my head … aren’t you glad it isn’t yours!Just thinking aloud to myself, and hoping that HAL never wakes up into a real thing … keep dreaming HAL, keep dreaming …

1 comment:

Jackie-Oh Cleaver said...

It appears to be very busy in your head . . . does it all turn off when you go to sleep?