Sunday, May 31, 2009

Company …

So last night we had some company come over to play cards.
Once again it turned into an all night thing with 3 of them leaving around 3am and one crashing out on our sofa.
We smiled and laughed barely missing food and or liquid coming out of our face holes from well timed jokes.
It popped into my head last night how strange it is to see how people know each other.
Who would have thought that a collage kid, a out of work computer tech, a medical records clerk, a security guard, a person between jobs and a yellow pages add sales men could all end up meeting let alone having such a fun time?
None of us went to school together and most of us didn’t even grow up here.
None of us work together and only 2 of us were related, well 3 of us now I guess … against my better judgment I might add!
I forget sometimes how hard it is to meet new people and even harder sometimes as to why we do … or even why we put up with some of the others we already have …
Then nights like last night come around and remind me.
I can say though that I only have 2 friends … yea isn’t that sad … not to me!
I have many, many acquaintances, but I only have 2 friends
All though they are just as close, if not closer in some ways, then my family.
They are of course, La Wife (I know she is family but deal with it) and … hum I need a nick name for him don’t I …
What should I call him … hum this is kid of hard!
NO, he is NOT imaginary!
Maybe I ought to do a poll and voting to see what everyone else thinks I should call him?
Until then …
You all know who he is though, ________ and he is just a good guy who for some reason likes me and to be honest I just don’t know why.
La Wife is also just a wonderful person … she could do better and needs to run before I ruin her life anymore but for some reason she thinks I am OK and it might work out … I never said she was bright …
She and He are people I know I can call at anytime and they will do anything for me.
I hope they know I will do the same for them also!
So, all I am saying is, thanks for the people who choose to be I my life.
Yep that’s it, sorry for a letdown but this is all you are getting today.That and Sax’s comedy club is fun and you should go … and take me when you do!

Monday, May 25, 2009

Memorial Day, Once Again …


Last year I wrote about our Fallen Veterans, the things they have done and given up for our freedoms in this Great Nation of ours.
People, I think anyway, take these gifts for granted.
When we say we have freedom, we do not have absolute freedom, having some things that we can’t do.
We also have Big Brother always looking over our shoulder in ways I think are violations of the Constitution …
People complain that we don’t have about freedom and that in fact we have very little.
No, we have just gotten greedy and think that we deserve more … Ok I agree in more then a few ways … but I think it is because so many haven’t traveled the world and scene first hand how much we have, and how little the others do.
People forget that our allotment of freedom includes things like me being able to write this Blog and others to read it.
There are places in the world still were they are not allowed to speak in public, read anything … even learn how to read for that matter, and so many other things that we TRULY take for granted
We have all heard about book burnings in other countries.
What about all of the Slave trading still going on all around the world.
Then also we have all the religion being taken away from the people, and then people killed because they are of a different faction of the same religion.
Can you imagine if that was to happen here?
Baptists against Southern Baptists … hum … isn’t that one of the ways that Jesus got so popular after his death and got his faith so popular … gotta love Catholics …
Back to a point … so many people remember the Fallen Veterans, as they should today, because they did so much, but …
Today is all about the memory of the people who died in the military fighting all around the world and even state side for our protection and freedoms.
This day was originally called Decoration Day, and was to pay respect to the Union soldiers after the Civil War… I guess the Yanks might have gotten something right?
Then after World War I they decided to include all military from any conflict.
I am thinking about going into another direction though … yea, trying to be respectful today so keep you mind in check will ya …
How about the people in America who have died in the effects to keep America safe, from both others and ourselves?
We, in my opinion, need to pay respect to people like Fire Fighters, the Law Enforcement and of course, one of the most under rated and best/worst professions in America … Correctional Enforcement work.
We have our soldiers and I will never take anything away from them.
What about our Fire Fighters, referred to as Professional Hero’s.
They daily offer their lives up for people they don’t know and only hope to help others.
The Police Officers who at a moments notice can find themselves in a gun fight from something as small as pulling someone over for a traffic violation going bad.
Of course the Department of Corrections, ALL employee’s not just Security personal, who are forced to work with the people that we have declared the scum of society and don’t want to be around anymore known for murder, battery on other things even worse the rap.
We should also throw in Paramedics into this.
They don’t go running into fires as often as Fire Fighters but they do find them selves in some crazy situations that can be just as bad.
Then again we also have he people state side who most of us dislike most of the time and bad mouth on more then one occasion … Politicians.
I mean we all remember the original Politicians who decided to not only break away from England because they thought it was the right thing to do, but also thought enough to come up with an ideal and dreams of what they wanted and what we needed.
Now and days though, they have to be the people who make laws that need to be made knowing that they will be disliked for there decisions.
How would you like to be forced to decided what is good for the mass when the minority sometimes gets looked over … yea … that’s got to suck!
Now that is of course the minority of Politicians as we all know, but they do have some who are not completely corrupted … I think …
I wanted to make some big long Blog about that was moving and heart lifting … I did that last year and don’t think I can do it again to myself let alone everyone else.
You should know how I feel and if not reread last years Memorial Day and Veterans Day Blog’s.
We need to pay tribute to our military personal for sure.
We should pay respect to our fallen brothers and sister who have kept us safe.
We also need to remember that the people who stay state side, and live dangerous lives so that we can live the life we live, need to be respected also.
These people, and so many others who will stand up next to them also, are one of the reasons why America will stay standing as the Last and Most Powerful Super Power in the world.
They say that China has never truly been concurred.
They have changed leadership more then a few times, but they have not been forced to change their faith, language or general way of life.
I am proud to say though, that if anyone was to try and take over America they would not just fail, but the repercussions a pone them would be a show to make it known never to even think about doing something so stupid ever again … to them and any other …
I know that I, and everyone I know, would stand up and fight along side each other.
I know that prisoners would come out of the prisons and fight because of the love they have for this land and the people they care about who might loose their freedom.
Wouldn’t that be a scary sight … they would, I am sure, do wonders for the cause but the clean up afterward and getting them back might be difficult.
Think about how this country stood together after the Twin towers … God have mercy on the fools who wish to have that bonded combination of fear and anger turned against them as we as a Nation stand up and fight back.
Terrorists know that they only way they can hurt us is by doing cowardly single attacks because they can not, I will repeat this again, CAN NOT take us on our own land!
We will stand together even tighter, putting Race and Religion aside, even putting Gang colors and dislikes aside.
I have faith that we will not only stand up together so much more then just to defeat the invaders, but to also destroy anyone attempting to hurt our home.
Now if we can just figure out a way to get this bond during the rest of the time …
Back to the point though … thank you my brothers and sisters.
Those who have, do and will do what needs to be done when it needs to be done.
This country is by far one of the best in the world, if for no other reason then it’s people.
So let us think about EVERYONE who HAS, DOES and WILL stand up to protect this Country and the people in it!God Bless this Country, it’s people and the ideals that it is based on!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Sorry, can't Blog today ...

So our computer decided to die.
It is a sad day for all.
Especially for you all because now you will have nothing to read about.
Being that I know that my life is the only thing that truly matters to you all!
What does this honestly mean though you might ask?
If not, you will find out … if you keep reading I guess that is …
Well, to break it down to the simplest form, we need a new computer.
So the hunt began … and it wasn’t fun I might add.
La Wife really could use a Mac for the things she wants to do.
I just need a simple something to bump around on the internet with.
So were does that leave us?
That’s right, La Wife needs a Mac.
We, being of a more humble stock, can not afford said computer.
So I was talking at work and one of my lackeys came and told me of a new product.
It is an external device that you plug into a USB port and then go buy the Mac operating system and low and behold you can now run it on your PC.
It costs about $200 and then the Mac OPS is about another $150ish so for less then $400 you can have the best of both worlds!
A cheep computer that you can update as needed for way less, and then also the Mac OPS that everyone loves O so much.
So now we have a plan … we can do this right?
I, being the man of the house who makes all of the decisions because La Wife lets me, left our little cave on an adventure to buy a new computer.
I drove to the all wonderful Buy the Best store.
I looked around to see if everything was as I saw online during my searches and seeing that it was decided what I wanted and being a manly man carried it to the front … and then grabbed a buggy because being that I am a man I forgot to get a buggy as I walked in … shush!
I paid with the almighty credit card thinking how we finally got it paid off and now as things go in 3’s I will need it for some car repair and at least 1 Wonder Dog visit in the near future.
I took said piece of magical technology back to the cave and that’s when it went to the proverbial south.
Why is it called south anyway?
I mean doesn’t everyone like coming to the south?
We have the best food, Disney (Barf) and beaches?
O, that’s right south as in Hell … my bad it is still early …
I put my magical box together and start it up … thinking I might not have becoue it is so quiet … yea you can’t hear it running … so at first I thought it was broken already!
I popped open my magical box and attempted to install my old hard drive into it that I backed everything up onto … and low and behold they have changed so it doesn’t fit.
OK, I can work with this.
I move stuff on from my portable hard drive and finish all the installs and then go back to the all mighty Buying of the Best store and ask for a converter … low and behold they have one.
Well of course they do because if I thought of it someone else had to have thought of it years ago because I just cannot get a great ideal first.
So, I buy the converter and bring it home … low and behold it works too!
Now I am thinking though, it is slow and only works through a USB port so I don’t like it, it looks tacky.
I am going to finish transferring all of the information and then take it back and get another internal hard drive.
The question is, is that wrong?
I am going with no because it is for my personal gain and they have a return policy for a reason … yea I will be able to sleep after this one with little lack of sleep I am sure.
After the external drive is done transferring that is … in another 20 hours … and then I will do the other hard drive … so Monday’ish I will return it and continue on with my new putter story.
When did these things get so difficult?

Sunday, May 17, 2009

What is Hell …

This is a topic just to throw up so I can say that I do a Blog every week … ish …

Is hell really filled up with nothing but bad people?
Or, do some of the bad people end up going to Heaven?
Can’t you picture it now?
Hitler ends up in Heaven, not because he is a good guy but because he was needed to make the Jews Heaven a little better so they can beat him up every once and awhile.
Or, is it that they are just so bad that God doesn’t want them rewarded by going into Hell, because he is afraid they will get patted on the back by Satan and given a nice position of power … you know like a torturer over the J-Walkers?
In that case, does God have a second Hell to keep them all seperated, hum?
Or, did Hitler end up going to Heaven because he was a needed soul.
You know one of the souls that have to do horrible things for the betterment of humanity.
I know, wow, is he really saying that Hitler had a positive effect over mankind?
Well, no … wait, in a way yes too …
He was a monster in so many ways and did so MANY, MANY horrible acts that I could never say that they would make him a ‘good’ person.
He was though a very powerful turning point for humanity toward a positive effect.
Yea, you know … we all became friends because we had a common enemy.
What brings people together quicker then fear?
So, that brings me back to what Hell is … I don’t know.
God, the most all powerful thing in the universe who created all things, instead of striking down the fallen angels he just let them leave to temp mankind and to rule over a dark place where the people who can’t get into Heaven seem to go.
Wait, could it all be part of some greater plan?
Remember my Blog about how God and Satan sitting down talking about things that need to be done and Satan stepping up because he wanted to please God … yea I didn’t’ think so, but I am just saying, it could have worked that way.
God might have put that spark of rebellion into Satan …wait he must have he created him after all didn’t he?
He also could have stoped him sooner, being that he knows what is to come and all but he didn’t …
So latter Satan would lead the rebellion and take over the underworld … wow, I am starting to sound like some kind of Satan lover aren’t I … this, I hope, is being read as I intend it to be written and not as I am praising Satan or something.
This is one of the times I contemplate hitting backspace, a lot … especially if I ever want to get into politics this would SURLY be used against me!
Back to what Hell is …
Some would say it is some flaming pit … well not the Catholics, to children anyway … yea about that, don’t we want them to be afraid of Hell so they behave?
Some would say it is just a void of nothing.
Some would say it is your worse fear of just something horrible.
Such as reliving some terrible thing over and over again.
Some would say that Hell is eternal and ever lasting.
What does the Bible say … come on people, read it yourself already and figure it out!
I can’t tell you all everything!
Back to some point like thing, people don’t talk about Hell … why is that it anyway, is it Taboo and no one sent me the memo?
I don’t know why really, it is kind of a BIG subject in what ever incarnation of faith that you look at isn’t it?
OK, unless you believe in reincarnation that is … I am going to be a dung beetle for sure!
My personal Hell would be something along the lines of losing my mind and then to wonder around not knowing anything other then the pains of my body in a lost scared place … mind you I think that is only a few decades away but not the point at the moment … also, only if the world doesn’t end in 2012 as we all suspect …
O, come on people I just wrote about it last week and you have already forgotten about it … not helping me feel like you all care!
Eternity is such a long time too … I have problems with that and think a loving God might too … can you get good behavior time off.
Then again what is good behavior in Hell?
You torture and hurt people all day … this is starting to hurt my head …
I can see it now, you get a 1-week vacation but the world is destroyed by then and Heaven will not let you in … yea sounds like a blast
I have read a few books and watched a few movies that have made me think over time.
I am not so sure Hell is what we all think and fear it is … it isn’t good and I don’t think it is eternal but then again … time would be different there I think also.
You know like when you fall asleep for 5 min and have a dream that takes weeks it seems in your head.
If we don’t have bodies to keep track of time who is to say that our minds will not know how long time is, and it is then slowed down to prolong the torment?
La Wife and I have said that we would be willing to give up our souls for eternity to be stuck in Hell if we got 2 things out of it.
1) Everyone we care about gets to go to Paradise and/or Heaven
2) We get to remember why we ended up in Hell.

I am not sure whom I would allow into my bunch of people so you all need to be nice to me or I might forget your name that day … like the do at the Academy Awards.
All I am saying is, don’t forget the reason we are all supposed to be good … you know so we don’t end up going there!
Mind you, it would be nice to see everyone I know on a daily bases …

Saturday, May 9, 2009

End of the World …

So I have been thinking about the topic line for some time now.
Most religions say that the end is near.
Mostly, in my opinion anyway, because they have been saying it for a couple thousand years now and they have to keep the story going.
A lot of other people, OK not as many … ok not so many after all but I am thinking enough to throw this though in as well, think that the end of the world will come at the end of the Mayan calendar.
Something strange does happen at that time and that is that the planets will all be in alignment for the first time in some stupid amount of time like 80 million years or something crazy, sorry I have forgotten the exact number.
Well the good news is it isn’t the end of the world according to more then a few ‘scientist’ … well for most of us and with my luck I will be one of the many to die … it is the next reset and then we still have a few more era’s to live through that cycle until the next one about 5 thousand years latter.
According to the Mayan calendar that is.
Now we do need to worry about all of the Pisces being upset because there time is going to be over as they are forced to pass the torch on to the Aquarius’s, but hea, only if you believe in that Astrology stuff right?
This all brings up an interesting point.
I was thinking that if it was the end of the world then Christianity kind of got proven a lie.
I know, can’t wait for this one right …
Almost all of Revelations hasn’t happened yet so, if the last book of the Bible is a lie …
Then again, if it isn’t the end of the world just the time of challenge as so many other people think I guess that does kind of go with Revelations doesn’t it …
This is getting harder and harder to keep straight in my head, I am not sure what direction I am facing now so how do I decide what ancient pagan faith system to follow?!?!
If we can only find the other Crystal Skulls and figure out all of there secrets in time!
So, if it isn’t the end of the world, but a partial reset after some type of disaster or something and then the Mayan calendar keeps going into the 6th age what does that mean?
It means the end technology and going back to living and working the land.
I know this seems like rambling but I am going someplace, sorta.
OK, so lets say that the end is coming and lets look at our people today before the great reset and if it is a good ideal to have one …
We have become imperfect people haven’t we?
We have crimes now that people from the 50’s and 60’s could never, ever even imagine.
We have criminal actions now that laws haven’t even been made for.
Just this last week the 21 year old guy who beat up his 17 year old girlfriend and then took her 3 month old, not his child I might add, and drove down the road throwing it out the window killing if … yea and people ask why I think it isn’t a good world to try and raise a child in anymore.
There are laws against what he did, but come on, that’s just EVIL!
We have also grown to be a larger people now.
So, yes the population has increased but each of us is equal to 2 people form olden times.
Wow, that makes me feel even fatter … I need a fudge cycle to try and help me feel better!
Sure, go ahead and say it is because of the hormones in the food … you know the same hormones that have our children having ‘growth spurts’ at younger and younger ages, and I am not talking about height and you all know it, leading to even more sin in the world.
(Lina Medina, a Peruvian girl from the Andean village of Ticrapo who made medical history when she gave birth to a boy by caesarean section in May 1939 at the age of five years, seven months and 21 days.)
Lets go a head and point a few problems with this shall we …
1) The father is who?
2) She would have had to have been impregnated when she was 4
3) To say she is a child is the understatement of the year!!!



So, what do I think could be a reason for that you might ask, ok more then likely not but to tie all of this in I have to keep going with this people so brace yourselves …
Now back in the day Adam was created and he was considered perfect, right?
So over time we de-evolved into what we are now.
Adam, I think at least, was around 3 feet tall and possibly had very large and fuzzy feet.
I also think he loved to eat around 6 meals a day and lived a fun and enjoyable life napping at least once a day.
God it was good to be a Hobbit!
Then over time his children and grand children came across more and more sin and did worse and worse things causing them to slowly be filled with evil to the point that they were full of it.
That’s right it isn’t evolution that caused us to grow it is the additional need for room as our sin grew.
If you are still reading this you either really like me or have nothing better to do!
2000 average height of a man = 6’0
1800 average height of a man = 5’4
Medieval man was around 5’7 … again the time of evil so they got bigger …
Romans around 5’0 … see by my math people before Rome had to be short because Rome was bad, so the Hobbit ideal is starting to work for you too isn’t it?
I will not keep going with this … I know thank God, this is you all’s fault for saying I need to write more I might add!
So what do we have now to look forward to … how about in the near future we will become a group of Nephilim running all around the world.
That’s right, over time the Devil and his other fallen angels have tricked us into becoming this evil race of people.
They didn’t breed with us … well ok some of them might have, but they have forced there influence a pone us changing us over time and making us take actions that would have dire consequences over time with just little twists and turns here and there that we never realized until now, when we are in such a state that we are doomed.
Little things like using fossil fuels and then having politicians think it was a good ideal to take money form the big companies as so we would keep using them.
Injecting hormones into our food to get bigger and better meat … now look at our children …
All kinds of little things.
So, back to the point, if the world is going to end, would it be such a bad thing in the long run?
So what if, Jesus comes back after the ‘End of the World’ … would it look something like this then?

Mother Earth and the few people left on it can learn from our mistakes and hopefully, just hopefully not make the same ones.

That’s that, thank you for going along this little ride with me, and this is what you get when you ask me to write … all your fault people!!!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Inner Peace …

I have not been so happy with my job lately, like everyone else I know.
Also, I know, and I am just happy to have a job right now so drop it and listen to me cry about this already!
I thought that changing it up and going back into the security aspect of it would help … I think that made it worse.
I am not this bad mind you … I just wanted to use this picture.
(HEHE)
I now have to work with a bunch of people who are, well, stupid.
I am trying to be modest, honestly I am, but I am a light year ahead or so of some of these people.
No, not the inmate’s people, the other staff!
They think they know it all, and that they know what is going on.
Guess what, if you have only been around for 2 years you don’t know anything about the system or the games that MUST be played.
We all know we have to play games and put on different faces with different people and supervisors.
In a prison though it is a LITTLE different!
I have learned how to play a lot of the games, becosue of this I have one of the most longed for jobs where I work … honest!
I openly admit my nose is brown from time to time so shut up and move on!
These people upset me to say the least and make me want to smack them.
As much fun as that would be I can’t so, that means I need to figure out how to pass all this anger and hostility and go back to appreciating what I have.
So I need to find something to help me realign my Chi … this is going to be hard to believe and I hope that all of you are sitting down when you read what I am about to type, but, cartoons aren’t cutting it anymore!
I think I have figured out how to fix it though, and I think it is wrong too …
I think I have found an inner peace that neither Mother Teresa nor Gahundi could find. I fear Budda and even Jesus for that matter might have never found this level of inner peace as I have. What ever could it be?
These people had wonderful lives filled with good deeds and did such powerful actions of good that they have been forth onto a legendary status.
What is it I have found that could possibly compare???
I know lets see if I can give you all a clue … what do all of these people have in common?
No, not a lack of sex you perverts and according to the Catholic church’s way of trying to force beliefs out that a certain book was all lies and that the FICTION label on the front of it wasn’t good enough making me believe that it might be based on more truth they are willing to say … shut up that makes since to me and I am not re-writing it out!
I mean Jesus was the Son of God born to a mortal woman and raised by a mortal household with mortal friends.
What does that mean?
All I am saying is, well, he was, as we would see it now, a Rock Star and we all know how they live …
How about all of them were against violence?
That’s right, none of them know what it feels like to be in a fight … OK Gahundi does but it was always kind of one sided with him …
The truth is, I am a violent person and I blame my Dog for that … O come on we all know someone has to get blamed because I am not taking the heat for this … also who can stay mad at Wonder Dog … OK Fuzzy Pawed Demon can I guess …
I am surviving a little by playing WII Boxing … go ahead and laugh and when you are done come over here and I will show you it isn’t as big of a joke as you might think … it will hurt you people!
I am also walking around at night doing a self mediating during the walk, you know thinking how wonderful it would be to put these stupid peoples heads in a vice and see just how many turns it would take to get them to pop like a watermelon … yea told you I had issues and you all just think I am under exadurating (I think that’s how it is spelled?)!I have looked into finding a martial arts class in my area and just kind find anything that will fit my needs … AKA violent enough!

No, I am not thinking about going on a killing spree or even acting on my thoughts of wanting to smack these people in the head, but it does cross my mind that a good smacking could not hurt them.

Also, I will not act of these things because they might hit back and then I will get hurt and fall down and cry and La Wife will have to nurse me back to health and my ego will be destroyed forever as I come to the complete realization that I am a wimp … at this point I can still think I stand a chance at least … after everyone beets me up I will be crushed L
I like violence … it makes me happy … I need help!!!

Thank god for rules and laws …