Saturday, May 9, 2009

End of the World …

So I have been thinking about the topic line for some time now.
Most religions say that the end is near.
Mostly, in my opinion anyway, because they have been saying it for a couple thousand years now and they have to keep the story going.
A lot of other people, OK not as many … ok not so many after all but I am thinking enough to throw this though in as well, think that the end of the world will come at the end of the Mayan calendar.
Something strange does happen at that time and that is that the planets will all be in alignment for the first time in some stupid amount of time like 80 million years or something crazy, sorry I have forgotten the exact number.
Well the good news is it isn’t the end of the world according to more then a few ‘scientist’ … well for most of us and with my luck I will be one of the many to die … it is the next reset and then we still have a few more era’s to live through that cycle until the next one about 5 thousand years latter.
According to the Mayan calendar that is.
Now we do need to worry about all of the Pisces being upset because there time is going to be over as they are forced to pass the torch on to the Aquarius’s, but hea, only if you believe in that Astrology stuff right?
This all brings up an interesting point.
I was thinking that if it was the end of the world then Christianity kind of got proven a lie.
I know, can’t wait for this one right …
Almost all of Revelations hasn’t happened yet so, if the last book of the Bible is a lie …
Then again, if it isn’t the end of the world just the time of challenge as so many other people think I guess that does kind of go with Revelations doesn’t it …
This is getting harder and harder to keep straight in my head, I am not sure what direction I am facing now so how do I decide what ancient pagan faith system to follow?!?!
If we can only find the other Crystal Skulls and figure out all of there secrets in time!
So, if it isn’t the end of the world, but a partial reset after some type of disaster or something and then the Mayan calendar keeps going into the 6th age what does that mean?
It means the end technology and going back to living and working the land.
I know this seems like rambling but I am going someplace, sorta.
OK, so lets say that the end is coming and lets look at our people today before the great reset and if it is a good ideal to have one …
We have become imperfect people haven’t we?
We have crimes now that people from the 50’s and 60’s could never, ever even imagine.
We have criminal actions now that laws haven’t even been made for.
Just this last week the 21 year old guy who beat up his 17 year old girlfriend and then took her 3 month old, not his child I might add, and drove down the road throwing it out the window killing if … yea and people ask why I think it isn’t a good world to try and raise a child in anymore.
There are laws against what he did, but come on, that’s just EVIL!
We have also grown to be a larger people now.
So, yes the population has increased but each of us is equal to 2 people form olden times.
Wow, that makes me feel even fatter … I need a fudge cycle to try and help me feel better!
Sure, go ahead and say it is because of the hormones in the food … you know the same hormones that have our children having ‘growth spurts’ at younger and younger ages, and I am not talking about height and you all know it, leading to even more sin in the world.
(Lina Medina, a Peruvian girl from the Andean village of Ticrapo who made medical history when she gave birth to a boy by caesarean section in May 1939 at the age of five years, seven months and 21 days.)
Lets go a head and point a few problems with this shall we …
1) The father is who?
2) She would have had to have been impregnated when she was 4
3) To say she is a child is the understatement of the year!!!



So, what do I think could be a reason for that you might ask, ok more then likely not but to tie all of this in I have to keep going with this people so brace yourselves …
Now back in the day Adam was created and he was considered perfect, right?
So over time we de-evolved into what we are now.
Adam, I think at least, was around 3 feet tall and possibly had very large and fuzzy feet.
I also think he loved to eat around 6 meals a day and lived a fun and enjoyable life napping at least once a day.
God it was good to be a Hobbit!
Then over time his children and grand children came across more and more sin and did worse and worse things causing them to slowly be filled with evil to the point that they were full of it.
That’s right it isn’t evolution that caused us to grow it is the additional need for room as our sin grew.
If you are still reading this you either really like me or have nothing better to do!
2000 average height of a man = 6’0
1800 average height of a man = 5’4
Medieval man was around 5’7 … again the time of evil so they got bigger …
Romans around 5’0 … see by my math people before Rome had to be short because Rome was bad, so the Hobbit ideal is starting to work for you too isn’t it?
I will not keep going with this … I know thank God, this is you all’s fault for saying I need to write more I might add!
So what do we have now to look forward to … how about in the near future we will become a group of Nephilim running all around the world.
That’s right, over time the Devil and his other fallen angels have tricked us into becoming this evil race of people.
They didn’t breed with us … well ok some of them might have, but they have forced there influence a pone us changing us over time and making us take actions that would have dire consequences over time with just little twists and turns here and there that we never realized until now, when we are in such a state that we are doomed.
Little things like using fossil fuels and then having politicians think it was a good ideal to take money form the big companies as so we would keep using them.
Injecting hormones into our food to get bigger and better meat … now look at our children …
All kinds of little things.
So, back to the point, if the world is going to end, would it be such a bad thing in the long run?
So what if, Jesus comes back after the ‘End of the World’ … would it look something like this then?

Mother Earth and the few people left on it can learn from our mistakes and hopefully, just hopefully not make the same ones.

That’s that, thank you for going along this little ride with me, and this is what you get when you ask me to write … all your fault people!!!

3 comments:

Jackie-Oh Cleaver said...

There is no option but to look forward
with faith in goodness and beauty to come.
because the sorrows are always with us.
Our job is to savor the little victories of light and grace;
the gift of a million greens,
fragrant honeysuckle on a cool wind
and the next deep breath of life.

I'm just sayin' . . .

Amy H. said...

She's been so perky ever since they took her off of that breathing machine-y-a-bob.

I'm just saying...

lorrilibrarian said...

ummm, Amy . . . hush up!