Monday, October 27, 2008

So I have been working on other things …

I don’t feel like telling you all about them yet, so I not going to.
That being said, they take up a lot of time and is a bother.
I just keep working on them and it seems that they get no closer to being done.
Sort of like … well … I don’t know what it’s like but it sucks!
I am not even sure that they are worth all of the work … the things I do for my fans.
I know, I don’t have any fan.
If I did though I would be a good roll model I am sure.
Kind enough to let you take my picture … I might even sign a picture of myself for you.
No promises mind you, so don’t get your hopes up.
If you need a copy of my signature, well that would mean that you have some issues and more then likely might be a stalker to boot.
So, you should go to a restaurant that I have been to and try and get a copy of my receipt from my waiter.
If you long for a lock of my lovely hair though … you really need help!
So, back to the point at hand, I hope that what I am working will be done soon … I doubt it though … and also that when they are done that you all are happy with them.
I am sure that for the right prices I might even be willing to part with said items when they are completed … of course, if you are some crazed stalker you might try and break in and steel said items and then kill me so that they might be worth more on the black market being that they are from a dead artist.
Be forewarned, I have a wild dog and a gun … wild in the fact that she lived on the streets and knows how to take care of herself … yea like run and hide under the bed … and my gun might or might not have been lost in the move … I could or could not have gone and bought ammunition for it too I might add … not likely because of my hatred of guns but you will not know until you show up you crazy stalker you!!!

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Immigration …

So, we all came over here on a little boat, ok our ancestors did, ok some of our ancestors walked over even before that, but that isn’t the point.
So, no one is actually from here.
No such thing as a true Native American.
That being said, we came, we saw, we everything out of greed and made up a bunch of laws that we thought would be a good ideal, and some that were not but again, not the point.
So now we have this big immigration issue were people are trying to come to America and do this and that saying that no one owns this country and we have no right to tell them to leave … or not come in the first place.
So, I got an e-mail saying a bunch of stuff but it stuck out to me.
Can I leave here and go anywhere les in the world and demand government aid? Demand them to speak English so that I can understand them?
Demand free healthcare, or money to open up my own business?
I have no problems with people coming here legally, but don’t we have enough criminals without others coming in illegally?
So, last night I was talking to my … wife’s brother’s wife … isn’t that like a 3rd cousin twice removed or something that always hurts my head … that is of Porto Rican decent. She was saying how she can’t even go there and walk around without fear in a few places and they always tell American’s to not leave the beaten path when ever they visit because it isn’t safe.
So, why do we hold that Porto Rico as a property of America?
They can come here but we can’t go there?
They can come and vote in and on our elections but if I go down there and speak my m and I will get stabbed?
So I am wondering, what did or do we get out of the deal?
I mean other then Ricky Martin and some other lovely people and of course the beautiful woman!
Hum … Mama Sita’s!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Talking about work …

The wife and I have a lot going on at work right now.
We have a big Audit coming up and the also we are both stuck working on trying to open up this new Prison.
I know, who would have thought that we are important to be doing something like that?
On top of being a little backed up from taking a week off too.
Saturday is the wife’s Birthday, I really should figure out a gift already I might add, and we are going to try and relax a little.
No the cruise was not relaxing enough … didn’t you read that Blog?
Doesn’t a little relaxation sound nice though?
I doubt it will happen … let us hope, but we all know the truth of the matter don’t we.
I am guessing something like this will happen …
We go to dinner and someone has there dog with them, because of that stupid law you old people passed (GRR!), and it decided to come over and sniff my leg. I reach down to pet it and it attacks me … I smack the dog away and then start to sneeze because I am allergic to them after all. The owner of the little yappy fur ball, an X-military guy in his 70’s comes over and having an Alzheimer’s moment thinks he is in his 30’s and decided to punch me in the face. Mind you my Ninja skills and reaction times are now diminished because of not only not wishing to get in trouble for hurting the elderly, but also the blurry vision that I have from the rabid dog attack.
My wife sees that I am not at my normal peak of human physical perfection and decides to step in and help, pushing the man away from me.
At which point he falls down breaking not one but both hips, knocks his man wig off his bald and wrinkly old head and then his teeth out of his mouth.
The police show up and stick me with a disturbing the peace, animal abuse and being too sexy for an establishment of such low esteem.
The wife gets thrown in the pokey for abusing the elderly, but is soon released because she is to pretty for jail … I am so glad that that teacher set that precedence!
So, now that you know how my weekend looks like it will turn out, wish us the best and be grateful if you hear anything else form me for the next 5 to 10!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Still not a lot to say …

I am trying but all of my brain efforts are going toward another project right now.
No one seems to be looking at this thing anyway so I guess it is all good?
Kind of hurts my feelings though … I mean I am at least trying and that seems to be more then I can say about you all.
Dear old Step Father posted a few things when I was gone and has said nothing else.
My Evil Sister has not only not posted but made it so that I am not invited to read one of her Blogs … that is Evil!
Then Dear old Mom and Dad, even Wife and Sister-in-law don’t even have Blogs.
So why do I try so hard I ask?
Because I care!
That being said, I am moving back over to my other works right now and I might say a little more tomorrow … wait I get it … you all like these short little blogs so you can read them quickly!
You don’t want to read through three pages of words to say, ‘our vacation had some problems but it was fun … we guess …’
Well fine then!
Be that way and see what you get in the future … I was going to share a heartfelt something with all of you but now I am hurt … or gassy some times it is hard to tell … well no gas hurts too some times but I am sure I am off topic at this point.
Talk to you all sooner or latter!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

I feel bad ...

I am slacking on my Blog … I mean, it’s my Bloguverse and I keep putting it aside for new projects.
That doesn’t seem fare now does it?
It is the basses to why I started doing other things in the first place.
I will try to devote more time but I do have a few other projects in the works and real life is slamming the Wife and I right now.
We still need to finish unpacking and taking over a week off of work really set us back.
All is well though and to the best of my knowledge I am still not pregnant!
That is such a good thing because right now I don’t think the Wife and I are finically stable enough for that!

Monday, October 20, 2008

So, now we are back …

We got back from our little trip and came home all in one piece.
The one piece is the good part …
My Mother-in-law and Sister-in-law stayed at our house and watched over Wonder Mutt.
A thousand thanks for that you two, you all have been so kind to help us out with that on each of our trips!

So, about the trip … why is it that every time the wife and I go on one of these trips it some how ends up with us nearly kicking the bucket?
The cruise was fine, food was good, entertainment … well I don’t know I slept a LOT, over all good times on the boat.

We got to Mexico, now mind you the wife and I have been there before so we kind of ditched out on seeing the local area and took an all day excursion.
We arrived a little late into port, about an hour or so.
We had picked the Mayan Ruins of Tulum as our adventure this time!

Adventure it was, well the trip over to it anyway!
We had to travel to the mainland, and needed to take a smaller boat to travel the miles of ocean to said mainland.
It was a nice boat, comfy seats, big enough for my fat butt, and the whole ship was air-conditioned too, and I know sounds lovely … right?
The stewardess was telling us that we had a few restrooms in the back and handing out drinks and … wait … what is that?
Barf Bags?
O’ that’s cute and funny everyone gets a laugh!

Yea … I don’t know how fast we were going … fast though and that boat was not meant to go that fast, especially over choppy and open water!
We ended up going airborne more then a few times … We could look out the side windows and see nothing but sky on that side and then nothing but ocean on the other … then a slam down and it would be the exact opposite on the opposite side!
After about 5 min, the bags got handed out to about everyone … some to the same people after only just getting one … this was NOT good times!

The wife and were giggling and having a good time until after about 10 min and the sounds of others not enjoying themselves got a little to much to stand.
So what do we do you might ask?
Throw our MP3 players in our ears and enjoy the ride … O’yea AIRBORN!!!
After about another 5 min of this though we grabbed a bag each after the aroma of the boat turned sour … yea that’s a nice way to say it I think …

So, needless to say out of the about 35 people in the front of the boat, I have no clue about the back of the boat, we were some of the few, the proud and the only ones to not have to us our bags!!!
GO US!!!
It was not a pretty sight … or smell for that matter I might add!

Next though, after jumping off the boat ramp … that was swaying every direction on a compass at least 10 to 20 inches each way of said compass … we got onto our air-conditioned tour bus!
We then traveled about 45 min through the country to the ruins.
At this point we were told that instead of the 2 hours or so that we were told we would have to go exploring we would have … about a ½ hour … WHAT!!!
OK, so the tour guide walks us in and starts talking … slowly … so I ask ‘As long as we are back in time we can go on our own right?’ the answer was sure and the Wife and I were off!

We tried to make the best of it … and got back to the bus only 10 min late; we were by no means late by comparison though!
We then waited for almost 20 more min waiting on others to show up … why is it that we get punished for doing the right thing?
So now we are late again … an hour or so with the boat and then another ½ hour or so from the ruins.
What’s that mean … less time at the second part of the adventure the beach break.

We get to the beach, were we should have a little over an hour and ½ or so and now only have about 45 min and have to eat lunch too?
We eat and look at the water … it rough!
My back is hurting bad from the boat ride and I say I don’t think I need to risk it so we sit it out and eat and get back on the bus for another 45 min drive back to the boat.
The ride back on the boat was not as bad and no one got sick that I know of.

We go back and complain and were behind another person who was doing the same and then joined by another guy from behind us … yea, we got money back … It was bad!

The next day …
We were going to go Cave Tubing!!!
… Yea that got canceled because too much rain and the caves were flooded.
Woot … we got our money back …
The Wife decided she wanted to go swimming at a beach so we jumped on the tender to the mainland and grabbed a local adventure guide and ended up going on a snorkeling and beach break on a private island!
Rock on!

We get to the private island and it is cute!
We change and go jump in the boat again to go out to the second largest reef in the world, and the largest living reef being promised to see all kinds of great sights at the reef.
We ride out to the reef and get our gear on and jump in the water … wow the water was the perfect temperature, and the color breathtaking!

… That’s about it though …
We jumped in and my snorkel broke and sank to the bottom …
A rainstorm came out of no were and upset the water … bad!
The waves ended up breaking over our heads so that our snorkels kept getting flooded and we could not breath, yes I got a new one from one of the staff
We took the snorkels off and adjusted our life jackets as best we could and then started swimming toward the boat, O I didn’t tell you that in the 3 or 4 min that this took we ended up about 50 yards from the boat did I?
Everyone ended up on the boat, after lifelines were thrown and staff swam out to rescue others who couldn’t make it back …

So the rain stops and the water calms down, we get closer to the reef and they say that they are going to drop us closer and we, being of somewhat sound mind, jump back in and give it another go … yea …
After swimming for about 10 min, we caught up to the boat again because the drift was just that bad … I grab the Wife and we get pulled back to the boat and get the heck out of the water!
I try not to toot my own horn to often, but I can swim.
I was a lifeguard when I was younger and over the years of growing up in Florida have learned how to swim in the ocean … then being overweight I am very buoyant … still this was insanity people!
We got out, and I then literally pulled another guy in because the staff was, again, off rescuing people.
Some of the other people who came in about the same time we found out were Triathlons and they couldn’t make it.
One lady, who was 70 and looked like late 50’s I might add, said she had been to every reef and every continent snorkeling and had never been in water that bad … snorkeling in Antarctica … I’m game but I want thermal underpants under my wetsuit … inside a diving bell … possibly while still inside a sub … yea that might be warm enough?
So we finish up this adventure and saw … sea grass …

On to the beach break portion!!!
… Yea well, it got cut short because it took so long to get everyone back into the boat.
We get to the beach though and it is cute enough and the wife goes out into the water and a bolt of lighting hit a little to close and the sound alone let us know to stay the heck out of the water.
Needless to say we ate and got back on the boat about 30 min latter … after no more lightning I might add and the wife not getting to visit a pretty beach …

That was our adventure … we are back and we will heal over time.

BTW - I am blaming my Mother and Step father for ditching out on the family cruise and making us go on this one instead … no, no I don’t want to hear about how we could have stayed with the other trip and gone with the rest of the family … I need someone to blame and you all win!

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Tomorrow we leave …


In a few hours we will be leaving on our cruise.
We will be back next Saturday, 10/18/2008.
I will tell you all about it … or not …
I will try to start writing again daily after that.
Talk to you all sooner or latter and take care!

Friday, October 10, 2008

Dr. Visit, O My …

Long story short, I visited the VA today and found out that my brain doesn’t work so well in some areas.
My Audio Memory is above average.
My Visual Memory sucks.
More tests and more follow ups to come … O the fun!
I scored off the chart in 2 sections and well above average in a few others.
Then we got to a couple that didn’t make since, and then a couple that just sucked.
They say that my hand eye coordination isn’t so great but I STRONGLY disagree!
I can pull off some Killer combos in a few video games … never did get that 100 point hit in Mortal Combat though … yea I am going to blame the Army for that from now on!
That’s about it, getting ready for vacation and finishing up unpacking so I will talk to you all soon.
I will attempt to post daily again after the trip … sucks for you all because I am thinking about giving quizzes now that I know how … Prove you care MUHAHA!!!

I added an online comic section off to the right … most of them are silly gamer comics, but, Something Positive is just a sick and silly strip (Gotta love the boneless, hairless kitty kitty!) and then No Reason is a dumb guy comic … just take a look and see for yourselves.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Trying to think …

I am trying to think of something witty and funny to say … well that didn’t work so lets move on …

We are all moved in, well sorta … darn close anyway!
The Wife is grabbing the last carload of stuff from our ‘Vacation Home’ as I type.
I was left at home to put things away, I know, we all thought that she was smarter then that and that she would know I would be drawn to the computer to talk to people!

In fact though, I have almost finished the kitchen, well all the boxes are empty anyway … as for if the things are where they will be staying that is up to her.
I also finished sewing up the Sofa so that all of the fluffy goodness would stop coming to visit us … what you didn’t know that I could sew?
Me either so don’t feel to bad!
Some of you might remember the hand-me-down green sofa and love seat that was all cut up by my boss’s cat and should have been thrown away … I should have known then that he and I might not get along in the long run … well we got bored and foggy!
We decided that we could not afford new furniture, or to have this stuff recovered.
We then decided to sew up the cuts and then patch up the holes … this sounded like a good ideal at the time and very cost efficient too …

So about 20 combined hours, on the love seat alone I must point out, into this we started thinking that it might have been worth the effort to just have someone else do it, being that we had done so much though, and that we are fools, we decided to see it through.
It wasn’t so pretty … so we needed to do more …
We got Sofa and Love Seat Covers!

Now they have a brown micro fiber cover and it looks, well not so bad … that might be because they are in a dark room but that is not the point right now so drop it already!

We are almost done unpacking and Wonder Mutt is finally feeling like this place might not be so bad after all … and also that it smells like a urinal too I might add … GRR!

Just a quick update.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

So, guess what ...

Today we moved almost everything into the new house.
My friend 'The Mexican' came over with 2 helpers and litterly moved everything from the old house into the new one in less then 2 hours ... It was insane to watch!
We only have to get the stuff from her brothers house now and we think that we might be able to do all of that with my handy dandy Blazer.
So, if everything goes well, we will be sleeping in our new house tomarrow night!
After we get a little more settled we will open the doors for people to come over.
Right now it just kind of looks like a tornado came through.
Will update everyone soon!y