La Wife and I …

The above picture is about La Wife and not me ... well not completly being a bear would be cool, a boy bear that is ... shut up and read on already!
La Wife and I have been looking for a new pet.
Something to keep Wonder Mutt company and entertain us as needed.
Quick side note, I am not sure why the wife is being referenced as Hispanic, and incorrectly I might add, but it seems to fit in my warped world so moving on …
We also watched a show a while back about bears, yes we know we have no lives again moving on …
They said that a bear has a nose that is 10 thousand times stronger then a dogs.
Wow, literally can smell them farts a mile away … in regards to my father 10 miles I fear.
Poor, poor bear’s!
So, that made us think … what if they had Police Bears!
O’yea, they can fun about 45 miles per hour as needed, they have thick fur and hides so that’s like bullet proof vests, they are supper strong and can smell better then dogs … well they more then likely smell much worse then dogs … and also not very kid friendly I am sure.
You could mind you send the bear up the tree to get the child or kitten … you might not like what you get when it comes down though …
I am not sure that this could work around here in Florida but how about up north?
Crime rates might drop.
Fleeing from the cops on foot … O yea if a dog will rip you up think what Yogi will do.
Another issue will be transporting them to and fro … hehe Alaska could have Polar Bears.
To some form of a point or another … I don’t think a bear cub would be a good pet!
House breaking it would be … well … yea you all I am sure get the ideal.
So, I fear another dog or nothing at all

Just passing on a little out of my warped mind.