1.5) You have kids!
2) You swerve into oncoming traffic to avoid the child riding in the road instead of screaming ‘100 Points if his helmet comes off!’
3) You buy a filing cabinet to keep your important documents in.
3.5) You have important documents!
4) You realize that you job is worth staying at because it has good benefits.
4.5) You have a job with benefits.
5) You are worried when they send you a credit card offer for 10K, and you know you qualify.
6) You worry about your credit score instead of just putting that big purchase on your 10K credit card.
7) You notice that not only all them gray hairs in your head don’t bother you anymore, but also the declining lack of hair in general stopped bothering you as well.
8) You are proud of your strong work ethic … and like to think that others take note of it as well …
9) You stopped doing things because you understand consequences such as jail, STD’s and injury.
10) Things hurt … or everything hurts (Signs of why #9 is so important)
11) You respect and fulfill your obligations and responsibilities.
That’s just what’s going on in my head today, I need a hobby something bad and I know it so shut up already!
Something else that’s going on in my little head is how I am reading this book and it bring up some good points about things so many people question in the Bible.
This book is called 'The Science of God', it shows how the Bible and Science can work togther.
Basicaly, it breaks down the book of Genesis to help people see that you can believe in both.
Such as in the book of Genesis it says that on the fifth day God created man … ‘Let us make man in our image’ (Gen 1:26)
Question #1 – Wasn’t Adam made on day #6?
Question #2 – Let ‘US’ make man in ‘OUR’ image?
Yea follow-up on #2 please … Us and Our … plural wording?
Wait, wait, wait … The point I read form this is who says that this isn’t the proof of all the other ‘Man’ types like Cro-Magnon?
You know in most older Bibles it says eon not a day and how long is an eon?
Then God created man, AKA Adam as we all know. (Gen 2:7)
The best part I never noticed before is that on the third day God made Sea Monsters … God rocks and because of that one statement gives me all the proof I need to believe in Nessie … I never doubted you baby! (Gen1:21)
Just throwing out things other people already know, I keep reading he Bible over and over and keep finding things I never noticed before and this other book I am reading is just pointing some of them out … and people think that books are dumb?
1 comment:
Okay, I'm older. So what's your point?
Where are the ribs you keep promising? I know I'm old and I'm supposed to forget things like that, but I don't. I do forget where my glasses are and other things that really don't matter much to anyone but me, but I remember that you've promised and promised ribs for dinner. So, where are they???
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