Also, I know, and I am just happy to have a job right now so drop it and listen to me cry about this already!
I thought that changing it up and going back into the security aspect of it would help … I think that made it worse.
I am not this bad mind you … I just wanted to use this picture.
(HEHE)
I now have to work with a bunch of people who are, well, stupid.
I am trying to be modest, honestly I am, but I am a light year ahead or so of some of these people.
No, not the inmate’s people, the other staff!
They think they know it all, and that they know what is going on.
Guess what, if you have only been around for 2 years you don’t know anything about the system or the games that MUST be played.
We all know we have to play games and put on different faces with different people and supervisors.
In a prison though it is a LITTLE different!
I have learned how to play a lot of the games, becosue of this I have one of the most longed for jobs where I work … honest!
I openly admit my nose is brown from time to time so shut up and move on!
These people upset me to say the least and make me want to smack them.
As much fun as that would be I can’t so, that means I need to figure out how to pass all this anger and hostility and go back to appreciating what I have.
So I need to find something to help me realign my Chi … this is going to be hard to believe and I hope that all of you are sitting down when you read what I am about to type, but, cartoons aren’t cutting it anymore!
I think I have figured out how to fix it though, and I think it is wrong too …
I think I have found an inner peace that neither Mother Teresa nor Gahundi could find. I fear Budda and even Jesus for that matter might have never found this level of inner peace as I have. What ever could it be?
These people had wonderful lives filled with good deeds and did such powerful actions of good that they have been forth onto a legendary status.
What is it I have found that could possibly compare???
I know lets see if I can give you all a clue … what do all of these people have in common?
No, not a lack of sex you perverts and according to the Catholic church’s way of trying to force beliefs out that a certain book was all lies and that the FICTION label on the front of it wasn’t good enough making me believe that it might be based on more truth they are willing to say … shut up that makes since to me and I am not re-writing it out!
I mean Jesus was the Son of God born to a mortal woman and raised by a mortal household with mortal friends.
What does that mean?
All I am saying is, well, he was, as we would see it now, a Rock Star and we all know how they live …
How about all of them were against violence?
That’s right, none of them know what it feels like to be in a fight … OK Gahundi does but it was always kind of one sided with him …
The truth is, I am a violent person and I blame my Dog for that … O come on we all know someone has to get blamed because I am not taking the heat for this … also who can stay mad at Wonder Dog … OK Fuzzy Pawed Demon can I guess …
I am surviving a little by playing WII Boxing … go ahead and laugh and when you are done come over here and I will show you it isn’t as big of a joke as you might think … it will hurt you people!
I am also walking around at night doing a self mediating during the walk, you know thinking how wonderful it would be to put these stupid peoples heads in a vice and see just how many turns it would take to get them to pop like a watermelon … yea told you I had issues and you all just think I am under exadurating (I think that’s how it is spelled?)!I have looked into finding a martial arts class in my area and just kind find anything that will fit my needs … AKA violent enough!
I am trying to be modest, honestly I am, but I am a light year ahead or so of some of these people.
No, not the inmate’s people, the other staff!
They think they know it all, and that they know what is going on.
Guess what, if you have only been around for 2 years you don’t know anything about the system or the games that MUST be played.
We all know we have to play games and put on different faces with different people and supervisors.
In a prison though it is a LITTLE different!
I have learned how to play a lot of the games, becosue of this I have one of the most longed for jobs where I work … honest!
I openly admit my nose is brown from time to time so shut up and move on!
These people upset me to say the least and make me want to smack them.
As much fun as that would be I can’t so, that means I need to figure out how to pass all this anger and hostility and go back to appreciating what I have.
So I need to find something to help me realign my Chi … this is going to be hard to believe and I hope that all of you are sitting down when you read what I am about to type, but, cartoons aren’t cutting it anymore!
I think I have figured out how to fix it though, and I think it is wrong too …
I think I have found an inner peace that neither Mother Teresa nor Gahundi could find. I fear Budda and even Jesus for that matter might have never found this level of inner peace as I have. What ever could it be?
These people had wonderful lives filled with good deeds and did such powerful actions of good that they have been forth onto a legendary status.
What is it I have found that could possibly compare???
I know lets see if I can give you all a clue … what do all of these people have in common?
No, not a lack of sex you perverts and according to the Catholic church’s way of trying to force beliefs out that a certain book was all lies and that the FICTION label on the front of it wasn’t good enough making me believe that it might be based on more truth they are willing to say … shut up that makes since to me and I am not re-writing it out!
I mean Jesus was the Son of God born to a mortal woman and raised by a mortal household with mortal friends.
What does that mean?
All I am saying is, well, he was, as we would see it now, a Rock Star and we all know how they live …
How about all of them were against violence?
That’s right, none of them know what it feels like to be in a fight … OK Gahundi does but it was always kind of one sided with him …
The truth is, I am a violent person and I blame my Dog for that … O come on we all know someone has to get blamed because I am not taking the heat for this … also who can stay mad at Wonder Dog … OK Fuzzy Pawed Demon can I guess …
I am surviving a little by playing WII Boxing … go ahead and laugh and when you are done come over here and I will show you it isn’t as big of a joke as you might think … it will hurt you people!
I am also walking around at night doing a self mediating during the walk, you know thinking how wonderful it would be to put these stupid peoples heads in a vice and see just how many turns it would take to get them to pop like a watermelon … yea told you I had issues and you all just think I am under exadurating (I think that’s how it is spelled?)!I have looked into finding a martial arts class in my area and just kind find anything that will fit my needs … AKA violent enough!
No, I am not thinking about going on a killing spree or even acting on my thoughts of wanting to smack these people in the head, but it does cross my mind that a good smacking could not hurt them.
Also, I will not act of these things because they might hit back and then I will get hurt and fall down and cry and La Wife will have to nurse me back to health and my ego will be destroyed forever as I come to the complete realization that I am a wimp … at this point I can still think I stand a chance at least … after everyone beets me up I will be crushed LI like violence … it makes me happy … I need help!!!
Thank god for rules and laws …
2 comments:
"I like violence … it makes me happy … I need help!!!"
Now I am so confused: I thought you were a pacifist. Why do you do this to me? I am NOT a pacifist; I am always ready for a fight . . . a rowdy argument, anyway. So, to know you have been lying to me about chi and inner peace and just getting along makes ME want to fight. And I cannot compete in WII boxing; I will drop over dead from the exertion because we all know women have more limited upper body strength; we are known for our lower body strength (I will out walk you any time, any place, anywhere!) so we will have to go to kick boxing, so I can stand a chance of kicking your behind, and that's going to make me sweat and mess up my hair and that will REALLY make me mad . . . wait, my reaction to responding to this blog all by itself is becoming an aerobic activity. My pulse rate is up and I'm feeling a bit flushed. So . . . ummm . . . I really don't know where I'm going with this . . . it has something to do with being mad . .. crud . . . I think I'm just going to go and get some ice cream and cool down. Maybe you could try that and get over the work crazies. Ice cream always helps and never hurts. I think Ghandi or Ghangis Kahn, one or the other, said that.
When I am looking for inner peace, I just add a vowel and fill my innards with peace-a. Totally works for me. Stuffed crust, anyone?
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