Tuesday, July 28, 2009

I got nothing …

I think that that covers it doesn’t it?
Wait, wow, for once Word didn’t try and tell me not to use that and that back to back with each other!
Could it be that my computer is finally learning that I do things because I want to, no matter how wrong they might be?
Could it be that my computer is in fact learning … DEAR GOD ITS SKYNET!!!
Wow, my computer can learn but my dog still only knows 2 tricks … this is wrong!
Now, I wouldn’t mind if my I-Phone learned a few more new tricks.
I actually encourage it, with the lovely applications that I can download onto it.
I hate saying it, but I will because once again this is my Blog and you all can’t stop me, I am actually turning into a Mac guy because of my I-Phone.
I have an article on how to turn a normal PC into a Mac operating system and I am thinking that I might need to do that.
Then, my Phone and my PC will be true friends … wait, do I Want my computer and phone to hook up and be friends?
What will be next?
Midnight conversations about me?
Unwanted file swapping?
Out of network communications to other servers?
OMG IT IS THE START OF SKYNET!!!

Well, I guess I will just have to take my chances against the Governor of California because I am not giving either of them up.
Do you hear me Mr. ”Save the Seals”?
I know what you are all about, traveling back in time to try and convince us that you are a good person so when your armored clones show up asking if they can use the phone we will let them into our houses so they can kill us all off!
Sara, you tried to warn us but we never listened, we will be, and I am, sorry!
I am still not giving up my phone … I will just have to go hang out with Tom Cruise and Will Smith in the under ground bunker they have built.

Darn technology, I didn’t realize I needed it as bad as I do until TEVO.
Well I guess Cars and A/C are big too but lets be realistic.
We all finally opened our eyes after TEVO came out and we all found out that we where addicted to technology.
So let me begin …

Hello, my name is John, and I am addicted to technology.
I know that Skynet is coming and I am not so sure it doesn’t have the right ideal about us.So much so that if given the option, I will probably side with it as long as it lets me keep my TEVO and I-Phone … Wonder Dog would be great too … and La Wife might be a nice bonus, but I understand the fear of repopulation and I don’t want to push my luck, so, if I have to ditch her for the Wonder Dog I understand and it’s all good.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you ditch La Wife, who will get your iPhone for you when you are in the recliner and have left the phone in the car?

You might want to keep her. I'm just saying...

Jackie-Oh Cleaver said...

It was too fun: the company was friendly, brave, clean, helpful, cheerful and reverent; Guitar Hero rocked; the food was DE-LISH (!!!); Cady is just a sweetie pie; and your home is bee-u-ti-ful. Invite us all back - it was the best.

Now, about those monthly dinners . . .