So I have been working on other things …

I don’t feel like telling you all about them yet, so I not going to.
That being said, they take up a lot of time and is a bother.
I just keep working on them and it seems that they get no closer to being done.
Sort of like … well … I don’t know what it’s like but it sucks!
I am not even sure that they are worth all of the work … the things I do for my fans.
I know, I don’t have any fan.
If I did though I would be a good roll model I am sure.
Kind enough to let you take my picture … I might even sign a picture of myself for you.
No promises mind you, so don’t get your hopes up.
If you need a copy of my signature, well that would mean that you have some issues and more then likely might be a stalker to boot.
So, you should go to a restaurant that I have been to and try and get a copy of my receipt from my waiter.
If you long for a lock of my lovely hair though … you really need help!
So, back to the point at hand, I hope that what I am working will be done soon … I doubt it though … and also that when they are done that you all are happy with them.
I am sure that for the right prices I might even be willing to part with said items when they are completed … of course, if you are some crazed stalker you might try and break in and steel said items and then kill me so that they might be worth more on the black market being that they are from a dead artist.
Be forewarned, I have a wild dog and a gun … wild in the fact that she lived on the streets and knows how to take care of herself … yea like run and hide under the bed … and my gun might or might not have been lost in the move … I could or could not have gone and bought ammunition for it too I might add … not likely because of my hatred of guns but you will not know until you show up you crazy stalker you!!!