Talking about work …

The wife and I have a lot going on at work right now.
We have a big Audit coming up and the also we are both stuck working on trying to open up this new Prison.
I know, who would have thought that we are important to be doing something like that?
On top of being a little backed up from taking a week off too.
Saturday is the wife’s Birthday, I really should figure out a gift already I might add, and we are going to try and relax a little.
No the cruise was not relaxing enough … didn’t you read that Blog?
Doesn’t a little relaxation sound nice though?
I doubt it will happen … let us hope, but we all know the truth of the matter don’t we.
I am guessing something like this will happen …
We go to dinner and someone has there dog with them, because of that stupid law you old people passed (GRR!), and it decided to come over and sniff my leg. I reach down to pet it and it attacks me … I smack the dog away and then start to sneeze because I am allergic to them after all. The owner of the little yappy fur ball, an X-military guy in his 70’s comes over and having an Alzheimer’s moment thinks he is in his 30’s and decided to punch me in the face. Mind you my Ninja skills and reaction times are now diminished because of not only not wishing to get in trouble for hurting the elderly, but also the blurry vision that I have from the rabid dog attack.
My wife sees that I am not at my normal peak of human physical perfection and decides to step in and help, pushing the man away from me.
At which point he falls down breaking not one but both hips, knocks his man wig off his bald and wrinkly old head and then his teeth out of his mouth.
The police show up and stick me with a disturbing the peace, animal abuse and being too sexy for an establishment of such low esteem.
The wife gets thrown in the pokey for abusing the elderly, but is soon released because she is to pretty for jail … I am so glad that that teacher set that precedence!
So, now that you know how my weekend looks like it will turn out, wish us the best and be grateful if you hear anything else form me for the next 5 to 10!