More Car Talk ...

Cars are getting smaller, but people are getting bigger … anyone else see a problem with this?
THAT’S IT!!!
I know what to make and make millions!!!
A Car Horn!
No I know they already have hors you sillies but how about something like a shoehorn for when we all need that little extra Oomph when we can’t suck it in enough!
O’yea … I needs some graph paper!

Then again we have the elderly …



They always wanted that pretty Cadillac and have decided now that they are to short to see over the steering wheel, to decrepit to turn there necks to see oncoming traffic, to over medicated to realize that there aren’t any purple chickens in the road and of course to slow to react that now is the time to buy one!
They need to get out though and see Adam and Eve at the morning restaurant to eat there prunes and try and remember yesteryear because this really might be the last time they see them … old age has to suck!
They grip about how people are driving so fast down the road and don’t realize either A) the speed limits have changed in the last 50 years or B) they are only doing 30 under the speed limit but to them it’s fast because a horse could never go that quickly!

So, old people need big cars … big people need little cars …

I really don’t have a point I just was thinking about this and wanted to share!

Wait I think I do after all!
The elderly should be forced to have to go and renew their driver’s license with not only an eye exam but also a practical exam.
We all know that they are just renewing through the mail and they know that they should be driving.
I am not trying to take away their intendance but come one … it isn’t safe anymore and they just keep getting older.
Does Great, Great Grandma with 2 cataracts need to be on the road?

Now I did bring up fat people and little cars so we have to point out something negative about them too to be fare …
… hum … this is hard …
I got it!
When you pull up to the fast food window you have a touch screen that you put in what type of car and how many people are in it.
Then you roll up onto a scale and if you exceed the amount you have to walk in to get your order in an attempt to help you loose weight!

I didn’t say it was a good ideal but I tried a little …