So I was driving around, again …

Again, the title says a little about it, and so I was thinking.
Traffic sucks!
I hate traffic, like so many others, and I then began to wonder when last the traffic was not so bad … only one time came to mind …

The day the Illegal Immigrants stood still!

Now most of you might not have noticed this day, hell the only people that did I think were the people on the road!
This was a day when all of the people from other countries who did not come over legally refused to go to work to show how much they do and how hard American life would be without them.
In an attempt to show that they are important and or something or other.
The truth of the matter is, most of us never noticed anything at our jobs.
The thing that made national news was how the traffic that day was so much better on the roads and how so many people noticed that they got to work early that day and home sooner at the end of it.
This to me would have been a backfire but not to them!
No they still stand by there thoughts and say that they hurt the industry as so many people say not buying gas for a day will too … why do people not realize that if you know you aren’t going to buy gas on Wednesday you will fill up on Tuesday and or make sure you have enough to get by until Thursday?
If you want to hurt the gas industry we have 2 big options,
1) Don’t TRAVEL for a day! No work or shopping or visiting don’t USE any gas that day!
2) Take over the middle eastern counties that we now technically own due to the ‘Rights of war’ and our defeating of them … but no we instead give them food, money and support as we still fight through … this is a whole other issue for a latter date I think …
But I digress … back to fighting the semi-locals at this point …
So, did our foreign brothers and sisters make a point that day or did they just stay home and enjoy a day off?
So then I started thinking, we all know that this is the part where things get a little strange by now don’t we?

The thought being, wait for it … ‘If I was to denounce my US Citizenship’ …

O’ yea we have all heard points made about this but I am going to take this and that and try to make it my own!
A Very few of the pluses:
I could take a nap everyday and it would be socially expectable!
I might need to get Cow Boy boots … O and a big Western hat … mine I don’t think is big enough sadly.
Stop Paying Taxes.
Free education for my children including college!
Open my own business with a government loan that because my business fails I will never have to pay back?
Move to Hollywood, no CA not FL I don’t want to learn Spanish, to become that next big star that no one knows were I am from and has a hard time placing my accent!

The down sides:
Trying to Barter with Food Stamps for Beer.
Manuel labor job, unless I get Government aid such as Social Security … that I have never put into?
Learn a second language, English … wait I already know that one!
(In some strange accent) Sos eye speak uh the Englash ands eye’s do not drink uh the beers ands eye’s alsos be getting the government aids so why’s not go all the ways?

The wife and I are in a strange area were we cannot qualify for Government aid, and all though we might not take it we could use it sometimes.
I have paid my taxes and Social Security and I can’t use or access the benefits associated with it?
I am being told that I might not be able to even get Social Security when I grow up?
This doesn’t seem right somehow?

I am afraid that the only reason why we don’t have more Illegal Immigrants is because they are afraid to come to America and get the Government ‘AIDS’.
Then again, we do give free health care to them …

So I ask this of you, my not so legal Brothers and Sisters, could you please protest again next Thursday?
I have a Dr.’s appointment that day and it’s a long drive!