I was looking up some stuff for some stuff that I needed to look up and low and behold my computer tells me it doesn’t like the site I am trying to go to and then shuts down the Internet browser.
Don’t think that way you all dirty minded people, it wasn’t one of those sites!
I, as most people attempt to reopen the browser and load a new web page and low and behold it says “This program cannot display the web page” & most likely I am not connected to the Internet.
What … hum, lets look a little deeper into this then shall we?
I glance down to my model and low and behold all of the little lights on it are on and it seems to be working properly.
I know, lets disconnect the power to the modem and see if that helps to have it reboot … nope.
So, me being of a brilliant level of inelegance decide to restart my computer and see what happens … yea still no connection.
OK, so now that none of that has worked … lets hit it with a Virus Scan and Malware Scan, woot we got something!
I guess we need one better protection ...
So … why can’t my computer delete said files?
OK, lets go try this manually!
… So why can’t I delete said file?
Time laps … you know the words “Let’s do the Time Warp AGAIN!!!’
OK, got the file deleted … got all the scans done … did a defragment just because … still not working, what is wrong?!?!
It’s been 3 hours why can’t I figure this out?
… Wait … what’s that blinking yellow explanation mark in the bottom right hand corner?
You know the one that we noted 3 hours ago but passed over because we have ideals and must go through all of the actions that we must because we think that we know what is best and we will get to that latter … O, look a balloon bubble …
So now that I, with my super intelligence and mastery of computer skills have figured out not only what was wrong but also have now indeed fixed it, I can post and tell you that …
Microsoft has a program called Big Fix that flashes a yellow explanation mark when there is a problem and if you click on it there is a good chance it will let you know not only what your problem is, but how to fix it.
At least I didn’t have to call tech support this time!
I have to take what I can get in the ways of how I can view accomplishments!
Shut up I hate you all!
I need a Mac :(
3 comments:
Don't feel bad, the last time mine stopped working, The power supply was off. ACtually it was pluged into itself. Thank you Royal Maid Service.
You do need a Mac. Don't feel bad though, I needed one about a year ago too. I have one now. Guess what? No more stupid errors. No more rebooting. No more flashing yellow anythings. I now just have a lot of "Yes Honey, you were rights".
And I have no maid service.....anymore.
Here's how I handle all computer problems:
(*#@*@&@$ REBOOT *@&*$&&*!@$ EDWARD!!!!!!!
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