Weight Loss Plan …

I have been working out not for a few months trying to loose weight.
No one noticed so I am going with I am not doing it that entirely well.
I have though now come up with a wonderful way of dropping off the pounds in no time flat!
It does have a few side effects but over all isn’t being thin the goal and what ever means needed to reach it justifiable?
Even better yet, most of the time you are working on said weight loss you will find yourself asleep and only disturbed few a fee moments every hour or so with the inconvenience of the actual work needed to gain your weight loss goal.
Yes my Brothers and Sister, you guessed it right … ok not a tapeworm you … wait for it!
That’s right, FOOD POISONING!
I know for a fact that I have lost around 8 pounds … I will not tell you all why or how but just believe me!
I have lost enough weight that my close are loose and that I can actually see a difference in my size … yeppers, this has been an eye opener!
The thing I think I need to point out most though is if you don’t think that you are meeting your goals drink some milk!
O, yea!
Milk is a magical concoction that coats your stomach walls and … well … disagrees with said Food Poisoning too making you loose the few extra pounds just like that.
All joking aside, I have never had this before, and I would not wish it on anyone!
I would like to think that I don’t complain to much about ailments … this is another level of nasty though and people, I am SO sorry for any of you who have gotten it or still might in the future!
I am going to go pass out now and … I will leave it at that!