That being said I, as I have said in the past, am working on a few projects to try and make the world a better place, more fun place and of course just make money for me!
Now you all might think that I would be a mean rich man but in fact I think I will be kind.
I will finally pay so many of you back, and supply hours of entertainment in one way or another.
From laughing with me, to laughing at me.
I am such a giving person aren’t I?
So lets give you all an ideal of the three projects I am working on shall we?
First, brace yourself, no really … writing a book.
I know it will never go anywhere but I have started it anyway and it is about how I and a bunch of other people see the world and just basic ranting.
A lot like how my Blog started … hum …groundwork?
Second, yea you might want to sit down for this one … thinking about and working on starting a non profit organization.
I know what you are thinking, WHAT!
It has been bouncing around for weeks now after it hit me and anything that does that with my ADD must have a reason right?
It will be based on people in need of assistance forced a pone them from improper government actions.
Such as: False Imprisonment, Innocent being shot, car stolen and police using Tac Strips and blowing all your tires and it’s more then your insurance, Fire Figthers breaking the windows of your car from across the street to get to a fire hydrant, a controlled burn getting out of hand or when they push a broken down car off a bridge.
It will be an insurance deduction ‘helping’ program and just a helping hand for people hurt by government agencies … hehe think I can get a government grant?
Yes police and insurance reports will be mandatory.
Yes, proof of income and bills will be required.
Because Single mom with three kids might need some help with her $500 hundred dollar insurance deductible but million dollar man might not.
Then again he might, he could be floating his employee’s in his company from his own wallet hoping that’s the market recovers, you never know!
There is a lot more to it and it is just something to look into at this point.
Me trying to be nice?
What is the world coming to?
O the gold old days …
Third, trying to patent and get the designs finished up for an ideal that I had.
I am not saying it is the next big ideal or even the next million dollar answer … but by golly the few people I have told think it’s great.
OK, my mother didn’t but Wife and I have come up with additional items to make you happy too.
I am not going to say what it is because I am afraid of to many people hearing about it and making it before me … that’s my luck L
I will say that it came to me after looking at a pair of Truck Nuts …
Feel free to call though because I love pitching it!
Let me tell you all a little about how hard this is though, not because you care but because I feel like it!
Trying to find a molding company to make a prototype = Head Ache!
Wait, it needs to be painted too doesn’t it … = Darn this is hard!
OK, wait, you mean that they don’t package it for you either? = New level of Head Ache!
Patents take money, and lots of it. = Thoughts of ‘This will never work!’
Trying to keep your product ‘All American’? = Long term losses in profit, but a better feeling about yourself … sorta …
Getting to see your friends and families faces as they see your product everywhere and how they look to the ground in shame and disappointment? = PRICELESS!
Getting to go back to your school were they told you that you were worthless and would never amount to anything and tell them not only are you retired at 35 with a million in the bank but you never even finished school? = A dear God level PRICELESS!
Being looked at possibly as a famous interest because I not only came up with ‘Said Item’, a best selling novel about how the world is looked at so differently from so many different people and a great ontrapanewer (I have no clue how to spell that and spell check isn’t pulling up any variation either … then again I can find that spelling on Google?) big into charity work and things of that nature = Well, we all know that will never happen, it isn’t my luck!
It's good to have goals ...
Forth, trying to get my comic strip up and going again.More on that shortly I am sure …
2 comments:
I did TOO think your idea was funny - sure, I was a teeny bit at a loss for words - but I thought it was funny! Geesh . . . . . . . . . .
I don't know if your idea is funny or not, but if Jackie says it is, that's good enough for me.
Truth is, you're pretty funny even when you don't try to be sometimes, so I'm guessing this is a riot.
I'm just sayin...
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