So I was driving around …

I was off doing my weekly rounds today and had to go to Zephyrhills.
I should have also gone to Sumter but I got side tracked with having to do a few other things that at the time seemed more important whether my boss agrees or not.
I mean come one, I only get to go once a week and Krystal’s for some reason was calling my name LOUDLY!
I will let you try to figure our how that could have been side tracking …
Anyway I was listening to the radio and they were talking about the Presidential election.
I decided to listen in an attempt to strengthen my bounds to the candidates and come to a firm decision on which I think should be the next leader of our Great ‘Uh-Mer-Ka’!
We have Obama, who I like some of what he has to say and is preaching change.
He has flipped a few to many times for my taste and I still think is a little to wet behind the ears.
Then he has the mighty international player Biden as a running mate … yea that’s about all I know about him.
Then we have McCain, an X POW who stayed with his troops after being offered early release because of his loyalties.
He has been around some for some time, some say since the days of the dinosaurs … I personally believe that because his arm’s look like a T-Rex’s …
To low?
Yea, I think so too!
Also WAY to over played I might add.
I bet it made you smile though!
I like McCain, I respect him and think he is as good and honest a person as we can get as a politician.
That being said, another 4 years of Bush in the White House?
He, as if you haven’t already heard, has picked Lady Palin as his running mate.
I think a lot of men would too but that is another issue!
She is a little to … well, I don’t care for her from what I have hear so far and I will leave it at that.
So now we have some very important questions to ask!
Who is the lesser of the two/four evils?
Will a woman in the White House force redecoration of the White House?
Does the White House have a geriatrics wing?
Will the property value go down if a black man moves into that area?
Will a woman in the White House have time to be a Vice President with all of her other duties like cooking, cleaning and all the laundry?
These are important questions to ask yourself I think!!!
What about our neighbors?
What will they think about all of this?
Mexico will not care, I mean they like white woman and Obama is pale enough to get by as a Hispanic.
Canada, well all I know about them is they enjoy maple syrup and the few that matter come to America to become actors so I don’t think they will care so much.
As for Europe and the Asian countries?
Europe doesn’t care because we are always going to be a bunch of dumb Yanks to them.
Asian will note care because we will still buy all of their stuff they make, like mail order brides.
The only issues I think will be the Australians and the Middle Easterners.
The Middle Easterners will not like a Woman in charge or a guy named Obama who isn’t Muslim.
Some of them might try attack us just for that reason.
The Australians though are the people I am worried about most!
We have seen these people jump on crocodiles for no good reason!
They carry ‘Knifes’ … aka short swords!
They can trick us into thinking they are European!!!
(A little trick to remember, Europeans have bad teeth be sure to look or you might have an Australian!)
They can out drink any American!
Also as proof to needing to be afraid of them, look at there animals!
One of them sits in a tree all day getting drunk, falls down without hurting itself and then does it again, and again!!!
They have a darn dog that can sneak up on you whose bite IS worse then its bark!
They have Giant Rodents that can out box most grown men while never dropping they little Joey’s!
You know that they aren’t right; they have a creature so strange it isn’t sure what it is … I don’t mean not the normal question of woman or man but bird or mammal!
Then they have an animal called the Tasmanian Devil!!!
We also have to fear that if war breaks out with the Aussie’s what side will our woman take?
All of the Australian men are pretty darn good looking and we American men … well, we eat too much fast food and lets leave it at that …
I mean come on, Russel Crowe and Hugh Jackman … yea what else can I say!
But, can we really fear an attack from a bunch of people who would surf over and throw boomerangs at us?
I fear that a war with Australia would be an evil and sad day in our history.
Yes, most of them are the descendents of criminals and the insane but does that make them bad people?
Yes they are a little strange and weird but damn nice blokes!
The worst part I think though is this, it would be hard for me to fight someone who the first thing they say is ‘Good day mate’, and they mean it!
This is why I don't normaly vote, just so many things to think about!